Having lived here, my theory is that basketball is seen by potential owners as not white enough to appeal to this city, and that’s probably a spot-on analysis. A lot of yinzers tend to be terrified of anything with even the slightest suggestion of pigment, and any neighborhood that isn’t white (there is no such thing…

They’d obviously become the StarBucks.

Over priced aging stars from other teams playing out their career in Yankee stadium? Stop. The. Presses.

#mancrushmonday

Welcome home, Phil

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

We know. Oh god do we know.

We need to stop freaking out when 1 person out of the 6.5 billion says something stupid. Or not.

Lorem Ipsum: The Game

Spotify Connect is a major differentiator, at least for me. I have at least 5 different devices that have Spotify, and being able to control the right one from whichever device I’m closest is a huge boon to my laziness.

I mean, it’s APPLE. Like, don’t you get it?

Apple is House Tyrell: pretty, gay, rich

pff totally unrealistic. he did not ask anyone to play gwent with him

Oklahoma you say? Hmmm, I don’t see a reservation.

OR, John’s biggest victory is that he is 44 and never has to make his own lunch.