I would like this man to critique my haircut and give me some tips. Can you arrange that?

This is the best article I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Yeah my speculation is a little tin-foily. As the guy above you said, guaranteed money should be guaranteed, regardless of how long you play for the team. Maybe Mariotta is using his agent to take a stand for rookies as a whole.

Totally. But I see this as the union trying to claw back some benefits for rookies after they were completely fucked by the last CBA. They needed someone high-profile enough to make it a public fight, and using Winston wasn’t possible because of his history.

For a different perspective, here’s a quote from the NYT live blog:

I guess it’s time to enjoy my 15 minutes...

Plus, if they move to 3v3 overtime, the highlights would be at least as awesome because they’d be actual hockey plays. The saves/goals off all the odd-man rushes would be nutty.

It means that team scouts are now going to start asking "So, you're not some kind of girly-man like that Borland pansy are you?" during their draft evaluations.

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Does this mean that they'll be remaking Titanic: Adventure Out of Time??? Because that game was dooooope

The whole traffic mess is a disappointment, but at the end of my week with the game it couldn't really dent how much fun I'd still had with Skylines. The sheer joy of, well, everything else keept me going long after I'd learned to ignore the fact that my city's living were drowning in the bodies of the dead.

It's only a penalty if you get the guy in the knees, which is clearly what happened on this play.

This is a great clip, but damn, 30 seconds after that line the bowtie guy accuses Stewart of being Kerry's "butt boy" and everyone has a good laugh.

1. [baby's born during game, Sherman goes to hospital]

I cannot say enough positive things about this card:

Anything Firaxis puts out makes me forget all about my old consoles.

I thought the headline said "Watch this Ohio State cheerleader get naked in three photos"

I missed the explanation. Why didn't they rule this a catch??

That's funny, my friends and I are in the exact same place. We've been looking for a reason (excuse?) to really get into the MLS and were hoping NYCFC was it. I'm thinking of my season ticket as a relatively cheap investment in what will hopefully be a lasting fandom.

It's a sad life when you feel this angry after watching a movie that makes everyone else happy. The snark was waayyy overdone here.