I would like this man to critique my haircut and give me some tips. Can you arrange that?

This is the best article I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Yeah my speculation is a little tin-foily. As the guy above you said, guaranteed money should be guaranteed, regardless of how long you play for the team. Maybe Mariotta is using his agent to take a stand for rookies as a whole.

Totally. But I see this as the union trying to claw back some benefits for rookies after they were completely fucked by the last CBA. They needed someone high-profile enough to make it a public fight, and using Winston wasn’t possible because of his history.

For a different perspective, here’s a quote from the NYT live blog:

I guess it’s time to enjoy my 15 minutes...

Plus, if they move to 3v3 overtime, the highlights would be at least as awesome because they’d be actual hockey plays. The saves/goals off all the odd-man rushes would be nutty.

OKAY PEOPLE, WHO THAWED OUT MS. RAND ?

It means that team scouts are now going to start asking "So, you're not some kind of girly-man like that Borland pansy are you?" during their draft evaluations.

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Does this mean that they'll be remaking Titanic: Adventure Out of Time??? Because that game was dooooope

The whole traffic mess is a disappointment, but at the end of my week with the game it couldn't really dent how much fun I'd still had with Skylines. The sheer joy of, well, everything else keept me going long after I'd learned to ignore the fact that my city's living were drowning in the bodies of the dead.

This reply is the only thing that stopped me shaking in the corner

Great comparison. Fifth Element was gritty/serious while being silly/fun at the same time. Just like this

Did I miss something? Where the fuck are the zords????

It's only a penalty if you get the guy in the knees, which is clearly what happened on this play.

Damn, great reply and thanks for typing that all out. How many companies on the web server side (approx.) are affected, and who manages implementation of those changes?

Question: How does something like this get implemented? Like, when I make a change to the JS on my site, I make it in a development environment and eventually push it live. Is this upgrade anything like that?

This is a great clip, but damn, 30 seconds after that line the bowtie guy accuses Stewart of being Kerry's "butt boy" and everyone has a good laugh.

When the show has gone off-script, so to speak, before it's usually done so with scenes that have strengthened the narrative, been awesome, or both.