Well, the Jewish hymn is “Jesus Christ prettygoodstar” but I think this should count.

Nah. Put in Skapski.

There’s nothing like two right wingers going at it.

i can just hear Pierre yelling this comment from between the benches. fuck i hate that guy.

Man, I don’t actually care if it’s suppressing scoring. I’d rather have lower scoring, constantly moving games than having whistles every 15 seconds because of a two line pass.

Shut up

It’s not Sapp’s fault. Once those girls accepted a Bud Light, they were contractually obligated to be “up for anything.”

This was on Edmonton Oilers wiki page earlier. I would like to congratulate the Internet

The Browns of hockey. That poor bastard.

Fuck this.

Well that was a short lockout.

Making bombs is bad.

+1/2 man +1/2 horse

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

the thirst is real

Plus, if they move to 3v3 overtime, the highlights would be at least as awesome because they’d be actual hockey plays. The saves/goals off all the odd-man rushes would be nutty.

Obligatory reference to human turd Milan Lucic doing the same thing to Danny DeKeyser during Round 1 of the playoffs last year.

you forgot the 11 - symbolized by what Knicks’ suits have to say to their fans this year...