Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

So glad Durant left. Now OKC will be Milwaukee for the next 30 years, and Westbrook will be viewed as nothing more than his generation’s Bobby Wanzer, without the championship.

+1 you’re with me waiters

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

It’s kind of unfair because any vote that was just a garbled string of letters was automatically counted as a vote for Giannis.

Vegas is closer to LA than Oakland, so if anything, you can expect to see more.

So, has Harden been improving his defense by Putin in extra time after practice?

Rumor is the Russians have some film footage of Harden playing defense, but they’re keeping it under wraps...

Are you kidding? That guy was terrible.

+1 gentle rapping at my chamber door

As a Baltimore fan, I painfully give you this star.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Short and sweet is the way to go with retirement statements. For instance, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the occasion to use “You can’t fire me — I quit!”

Checks to see Trump’s cabinet appointments and rhetoric over the last two years....yep, that statement checks out.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.