Eli, sadly, was not invited

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

Oh my goodness gracious.

- Contemporary Black America

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

I guess you could say they both got ... *sunglasses* ... smoked.

No silly: Jenn Sterger is not Native American.

Never send a human and a horse to do the job of a monkey and dog.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

The same reason that world class gymnasts are usually very small in stature. Because they have less weight and mass to move around in their routines do they can do more complicated maneuvers at a faster rate than normal sized people.

Was that before or after he had spent months telling everyone that that there was no way Trump was getting the Republican nomination?

“No way Donald Trump wins a second term in 2020"

In the grand scheme of things it’s minor, but Trump’s election almost certainly cost Fahrenthold a Pulitzer. (He should probably get it anyway, but I doubt he will.)

Serial Season 5: Grunfelded

It’s Washington D.C. 2018. The Washington Wizards have been dead for several years and one man has been seen as most to blame. Ernie Grunfeld. Sitting in sports prison he says he is innocent - though he can’t exactly remember what he was doing when any contracts were signed or trades made.…

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

As a Duke alumnus this makes me very happy. I also acknowledge that these are the end times based on the sports and political landscape. Can’t wait to wear my 2016/2017 National Champs shirt in hell.

Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130: