Jawn is definitely a Philly word. Your friend is using it because it's getting stolen by suburban clowns who realize how great it is to have a word that can mean literally anything.

What's that about Gabbo?

Is this disappointing news?
In some ways, yes. In other ways, also yes.

Bandwagonesque is a record I'll list as one of my fifteen all time favourites and even I overlook it. I listen to the big tracks from it, The Concept and Alcoholiday regularly to this day. (I'll argue that The Concept might be the greatest song ever recorded). Yet, I listen to Bandwagonesque a few times a year tops…

Personally I think the best Carl moment on the show is "I'm looking at $50,000 of medical bills here!" as he's holding the leftovers from the meal he didn't pay for. Glorious.

No one plays hockey in quarters, be real here.

I'm sure I'm not the only fan of women's Olympic hockey wishing Josephine Pucci a long career on the US National Team.

I saw the Community episode with Eliza Coupe as a secret service agent last night and every time she "flirted" with Abed I got mad at her for cheating on Brad.

Now that we know no rape occurred, can we all agree that any "this is the first rape of my life" comments at the time of the original story are retroactively hilarious?

May I ask the obvious question, why did you read Steve Guttenberg's autobiography?

You gotta lock that down.

Quick question on the year this all took place, was the domestication of the dog continuing unabated?

Well I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

We need an AV Club Leafs fan support group. It really is the worst.

Women don't want your hand under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given.

People always say Rock n' Roll Star is one of the best openers ever, but IMO Married With Children might be the perfect album closer. It's not the standard superlong, experimental closer that ends so many albums, but ending such a noisy overblown album with a soft three minute acoustic song is genius to me.

There's a second album worth of classic songs between their B sides and some non album singles.

He wasn't circumcised, if that helps!

If a girl ever told me she liked The Stone Roses album as much as I do, I'd probably black out and have proposed to her by the time I came to.

Martin was also one of Elaine's coworkers on like a half dozen later era Seinfeld episodes. Pretty sure when she was working for Peterman.