Velocity Girl is so awesome. It's crazy to hear those early indie pop Primal Scream recordings and think that it's the same guy who made XTMRNTR.

Since there's no Savage Dik so far this week, let me ask this one to the general audience.
I've been watching essentially the same time of porn since I was like 15. Brazzers style, dude with a gigantic dick having sex with a woman with fake EE breasts in positions that are probably absurdly uncomfortable to actually…

I don't care how old I get "1. Ron Parker 2. Randy 3. Jason 4. Ryan Leaf" will always make me laugh.

It seems odd that no one on AV Club has mentioned last night's Smiths reference.

You don't have to worry about snake bites anymore.

They always seemed really great is what they always seemed. They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting around complaining about no more Echo albums. I can't believe you don't own this fucking record. That's insane. Jesus.

I've been on a total twee kick lately. Most commonly played album has been Talulah Gosh's Backwash compilation. Unfortunately they don't have a real proper album, so this has to suffice. Classic tracks like "The Girl With The Strawberry Hair", "In Love For The Very First Time", "I Can't Get No Satisfaction (Thank…

Doeth.

Clear example of Demonstrating value in this one.

Not at all related to your actual question, but are you the goalie on your hockey team? I've found throughout my career that teams often will try to get the goalie some action, presumably based on the idea that we're the antisocial freaks who can't get it done ourselves.

Nancy from Peep Show is also Sally from Flight of the Conchords. Didn't realize that was her last night though, I'll have to look closer next time she's on.

Seeing them live in two weeks, can't wait. One of my bucket list live shows.

Finding First Wave on Sirius when I was a high school senior is the only reason I have good taste in music nowadays.

I had a model congress course in college my last semester senior year, so I totally blew it off and took everything as a joke. I insisted on only referring to my district as THE FIGHTIN' 11TH and just got blank stares from everyone. Damn kids today.

By my count, Colbert needs to interview 347 members of congress this year to finish his award winning 434 part series, Better Know a District. Let's make it happen, America!

Do you think he still loves her?
How would I know about that, Hunter?
I think he does…
[repeated then played backwards]

Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.

The ability to manipulate time is the obvious answer to this question and always has been.

While we're listing the greatest accomplishments of Mike Mills, I'd be upset if I allowed it to happen without anyone including "(Don't Go Back to) Rockville".