I figure blowhards and fuckups are distributed more or less evenly throughout the population, so in any family of a given size, you’re likely to have at least one such uncle. Unless he’s everybody else’s uncle, which means he’s actually your dad.

Butler, it isn’t even close.

You need to be watching the Bobby Portis show

Nah, he’s there to be the public face of the owners so that most of the public shits on him rather than the actual owners who are the truly awful people in all of this. And he’s done a masterful job at that and could certainly continue while the owners try to fuck the players again when the next CBA is up.

Personally I think we should have a league where PEDs are banned, and then one where they are required. We’ll let the ratings decide.

Carl Weathers was Tomsulaing before it was cool.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

The “scoop game” is such media driven nonsense. Once it’s reported, the info is everwhere in ten seconds flat, so do you honestly think that consumers seek this stuff out on purpose? Like, would I follow X on twitter to get a ten minute head start on a free agent signing three months before the season starts? Or that…

Hey Arian: stick to sprouts

“Oh, sure, but when I mention anything about canine combat, people lose their minds.”

Or you can play free here. Westeros and Essos:

Or you can play free here. Westeros and Essos:

Come on Tim, if these two really loved America they would have respectfully stood in silence during the anthem with their hands on their hearts, then pulled out a gun and shot someone “in self defense”, then denied someone access to a bathroom appropriate to their gender, then refused a person access to the USA based…

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

Because if he doesn’t, I’ll cough on his kids

jaylen brown, avery bradley, and this years nets pick.

If it is indeed the Celtics it needs to include this year’s nets pick and either jaylen brown or next year’s pick swap (in addition to some salaries to even it out).

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

You know, I thought the same thing about people who stand to wipe, but there are lots of people who will willingly admit that, and wadding isn’t nearly as insane as standing up.

One is cutting things pretty close, I can’t imagine only one. But 20, or whatever Drew was listing? That’s insane. I feel like all his advice is now suspect.