Gar gotta go bro. i still can’t believe management sided with him over Tibs.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

Charles and Shaq’s assessments of this game and the Cavs losing to the Pelicans was great:

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Most important stat last night was that Dom Capers is the longest-tenured defensive coordinator in the league, which is impressive, because good defensive coordinators get coaching offers occasionally.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Depends on the field, but I would say 20% may be about right. I have to draw a line though, programmers seem like they are sentient assholes but they are more along the lines of lazy people by reducing process down to the easiest thing for them, even if it harms others. Though some will then spend more time arguing…

“Take my hands boss, said John Coffey, as he finally gave into his carnal temptations.”

Dear Ashley,

And if you have a single-family home, you are history’s greatest monster and we’re going to bulldoze it to build apartments unless you have a better reason than “holy shit don’t bulldoze the home we bought after saving for a down payment and then taking out a mortgage because we were starting a family and wanted to…

I don’t frequent them lady sites much, I wouldn’t know personally. I only go to check my Bachelor fantasy players.

My god, I would have loved it if the synopsis for that last episode had simply and elegantly been: “man sticks finger up butt of another man”.