oh no! they are more excited to do it.

most bros think about their bros’ dicks all the time to pay attention to minor items like the weather

You’d like to think...

They get all antsy in their pantsy when they have their Broios in the morning.

Darwin at work...

Seeing someone at an advanced age behind the wheel typically necessitates a Hail Mary.

The Corvette video is still just so damn satisfying to watch.

Call 911 and let them know you’re aware that you are being pulled over but will wait until you’re somewhere safe.

Or with such an affordable super car,(in it’s day) you could have an even bigger boat.

With a boat that big you think you would own a more expensive Porsche

I was going to suggest a ‘track special’, you don’t strike me as the most mechanically able gentleman. A manufacturer prepped ‘race car’ that you can drop off at the dealer (preferably one with a dog) would seem ideal.

I’m gonna say go Caterham or go home.

Don’t buy a car. Build one.

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How about a Caterham 7?

Why just one?

Buy my 1965 Corvair Monza convertible with 4 speed manual. Zero depreciation and all the fun of a convertible classic air cooled car.... And at the price they go for you could literally buy 10 of them.

How about a Brat? Can be found dirt cheap, so if you end up destroying it, there’s no great loss.

Ariel Nomad - Just make this happen... Drive it in the sun, drive it in the rain, drive it in the snow. Track it. Rally it. Live it.

VW Type 181. You know you want a convertible.

I will choose to live vicariously through this suggestion and go with the clown shoe for waaaay under budget.