Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was the President. Beef Supreme was the fabled Rehabilitator to come out of retirment to rehabilitate Not Sure.

it looks like he got ripped off

They really tore him a new one.

You don’t happen to own an M4, do you? /s

Digital tire pressure gauge:

If you text and drive, Fuck you.

If people feel safer in their cars, they take more risks.

Or get them from here:

Congratulations, Mr. 2cvhoonage and Mr. Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig, on shared COTD today! For no particular reason, I have a Ferrari for you guys which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets rid of some problems.

I’ve seen this episode of Top Gear

In a few years will that qualify as a Mercury Cougar?

I thought about rebadging mine, but I get enough questions as is about what kinda car it is. I don’t wanna have to explain that it says Toyota, but is really a Scion, but everywhere else in the world it’s a Toyota... oh yeah, and the whole thing is built by Subaru. lol

“Remember the Mercury Milan?”

you're whats wrong with this country

Thank god there was no nudity though. Nothing scares a young child’s mind like a naked person!!!

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…