Gordon has always been a great guy, his terrible 'stache in his early career just made him the butt of too many jokes.

The Orange Cone tweeted that Happy told Brad "Go ahead and fight you pussy" as he was pushing the two together.

Hard to tell if this was serious or not, but I sooooo want to hear this raw audio!

Oh boy here come the Nascar Experts and the 'I don't like NASCAR BECAUSE I LIKE RIGHT TURNS AMIRITEORAMIRITE' idiots.

Brad K is a genuine Dip and I am glad Gordon really laid it out. IF NASCAR management did not want this kind of stuff happening, they would make the environment more conducive to settling it on the…

Because he has shown a blatant disregard for others on the track. Causing completely preventabe wrecks. And he's been doing it since he started racing in nationwide. Not to mention Gordon just wanted to talk with him and keselowski wouldn't even look him in the eye before harvick gave him a good shove. The guy is a…

Brad needs to borrow the Target livery for Phoenix.

It's been awhile since I've watched NASCAR regularly (I like right and left turns) but I'm really starting to like Jeff Gordon. I remember when he was the Yankee scourge of NASCAR, but he seems to be the only one out there that's not crazy.

It's like a physical manifestation of a 10 year old's drawing of a car.

This is so crackpipe it should have one of those little roses in it. This is so crackpipe it should come with a bed full of choreboy. This is so crackpipe it should burn your fingers when you touch it.

men and women both have breasts/nipples but women's breasts are "offensive" or "sexual" while men are able to walk around topless no problem.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

They're nice boobs.

maybe the issue with his ankle was having 450 pounds resting on it all day

"Drawings of tree bark? At least you could afford paper! We 'ad to make do with bloody stone carvings of tree bark!"

They say Kim Jong Un can fly a jet without it's targeting computer. He was actually the one who flew down that trench not Luke skywalker.

Gotta admit, if I was the Dear Leader...I'd make them let me fly it.

Tree bark?! Pffaw, when I was your age, we ate drawings of tree bark, and we were thankful!

I'm guessing the thinking went "leather jacket = cool, so entire flight suit made of leather = even cooler than what the Americans have".

For a threat, they still sound entirely way too polite.