Yes, fuck the homeless. That's why I gave the dude exactly what he said he wanted. I know you would've been a lot happier if I told him to get a job and reported him to the police, right?

I wonder how many angry e-mails Budlight with Lime and Prescott Pharmaceuticals are gonna get this week.

Agreed. I used to ride the Cleveland RTA and I had this dude try to panhandle me on a the way back from a grocery run to Walmart. Starts telling me "Man could you give me some cash? I'm real hungry I haven't eaten all day." With a backpack full of food I smiled that this golden opportunity would present itself.

So I might as well share this story here because why not.

So a year or so ago I worked for a college transit system - I had started as a bus operator, but was now a supervisor assistant. However, I occasionally had the opportunity to cover an open shift.

One day I pulled up to the on-campus time check, right in the…

Not a sedan, but why not...

The tractor would've had a better chance with a full trailer hooked up. But that wouldn't be a show, just a semi driving off like its nothing with a pick-up on tow.

How do you own a machine like that and never use it (unless you die before getting the chance)?

welp, neverrrrrrrmind then

He is not really into that kind of thing:

If you've ever been to the UK, you'll know we only get about three hours of bright sunlight a year, so we just don't know how to cope.

Sunburned. He's been rosy red in a few other episodes with sunny locales.

I work in EMS, and recently had a call where there was a hothead cop bragging "that was a good day, because I got to fire my gun." He killed a dog, and was apparently happy about it. I don't know why the fuck cops look for excuses to kill animals or people, but it certainly seems that they actively look for reasons to…

Sorry. Police departments throughout America are going rouge. There's no service to society behind their actions. They are militarized, aggressive, and anti-citizen. We fund them to act against our peace and liberty. We need to stop this madness. The ACLU has been warning us about this.

Even after I'm done with that sick feeling in my stomach right now, I don't think any of this will make any more sense.

They're testing a Yaris WRC.

Why stop at blaming them for her accident? Why not blame Obama? Why not blame violent video games or Ray Rice?

This is exactly why everyone makes fun of Gawker commenters.

Yes. Lets blame the guys that were driving safely behind her and praying for her safety.

always trying to blame someone else.