I wasn’t there captain pedantic, I’m relying on what was reported by other sources.

Smokey had lots of tricks. It’s said that about half of the rule book was written because of him.

Bill was a beast of a man. America needs another Bill Lambeer.

Who is Dennis Rodman? Is this post from the ‘90s? Why does that T Rex look so funny?

Relevant.

Can we really trust emissions monitoring equipment from WV University? This is the state that loves to advertise their “Clean Coal” industry.

Boyer was probably playing grab ass with his right hand and Kyle retaliated. That’s the only way to explain his yeah, you got me bro laugh and the fact he was grinning way to hard before he got slapped in the dick.

Yeah mine’s also getting plugged as soon as I make some time for it.

Dat intake noize yo. Bro I have my piped straight into the cabin.

That’s one big fucking shoe.

Came here to say that. (sadly already did but you know, who reads before posting?)

In America, homeboy in the John Deere would have been shot to death within seconds of touching the barrier. I’d bet my balls on it.

You’d pay $495 to get racing stripes on your Fiesta? What are you, 17?

You must be fun at parties.

Great idea for your next article. Go to a foreign country and drive like a damn maniac and enrage everyone and then claim diplomatic immunity. Immediately retreat to USA and tell us about it. Alternatively work on a disguise and an accent and do it right here in the US and pretend to leave. Results may vary but this…

Ricky Bobby.

Yeah is it ever. All the cool kids on turbobricks.com have welded diffs.

Hell no. What do you think this is, a Volvo 240?

Great job Doug but I have some marginally related questions. If the S-Class is so damn desirable why do they depriciate so fast? Is it because rich folks want the latest and greatest? Does this make them a good used car value or should they be avoided at all costs like the VW Pheaton?

You shut your whore mouth!