Can there be a third option where I can get a new Miata for having sex with a really annoying ex girlfriend? Maybe toss in a curable STD for good measure?

BOOM!

I have a couple questions for you.

Doug you are a veritable fountain of automotive knowledge.

What? I hope you’re joking. Anyone who cites the condition of the upholstery on such a car ($2600 V8 Manual with RWD and solid body) as reason not to buy it needs their jalop car revoked.

I’m ashamed I completely missed that in my viewing of the commercial.

I’ve always been fascinated by the disappearance of Flight 19.

This is the best answer.

Happy to oblige.

You left off that silly looking Fiat 500 variant that everyone loves as well. It’s the modern day Geo Tracker, only it won’t off road like one.

Caucasian Challenge? Someone please explain... I get that it’s a rally but who picked that name? Sounds borderline racist.

I think the fact he was 6’4” tall is not to be overlooked. This definitely put his head up higher and left him more exposed than your average driver.

Accident?

I’m guessing he thinks the owner plays for a rival football club.

Had a 2013, it was amazing.

My dad bought one just like this with a diesel. I was the poor 9 year old bastard that had to wash and wax that boat. The gutless diesel died in a few short years and he swapped in a gutless 305 and gave it to my uncle.

Dodge Neon ACR. Ended up getting a 97, autocrossed the snot out of it, caged it and prepped it for SCCA SSC and sold it because my wife was pregnant. It was a complete pile but it was better than a lot of its contemporaries and came with adjustable Koni dampers on all four corners.

Well here I don’t think the legality of it enters into the equation because it isn’t enforced at all. I can’t imagine that the possibility of getting ticketed enters into a persons mind when they reach for the phone, all that matters is how important that incoming call or text is. Obviously I can’t speak for everyone,…