Barbara Lee should be Speaker of the House.

Yawn. You’re an idiot and you’re trolling is fucking weak. D-. Try harder next time. 

Good.

Wait, I thought Brazile had turned to fascism back in October.

Don’t pay attention to Ben Shapiro. Also, check out these three articles about Ben Shapiro.

Honestly, anything that gets Yang mentioned can only help his campaign right now. His problem right now is that no one has heard of him, rather than people disagreeing with his policies.

Watch these motherfuckers.

I enjoy asking the hardcore Christians to look up historical uses for Myrrh. The 3 Wise Men showed up to Jesus’ birthday party with a pile of cash, a bottle of cologne, and some plan B.

I’d just like to point out if someone tried to pass a law requiring everyone to buy something like a compost bin conservatives would completely lose their shit.

When I was in college and still a practicing Muslim (not a great practitioner, more of a please-forgive-all-these-sins-I’m-definitely-committing type; your standard fare Easter-and-Xmas-Only Christian), I used to have a lot of people get uncomfortable when they had seen my Qur’an.

You can read the entire context at Media Matters for America. https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

Devin Nunes and THE STRAW MAN POLICE argument.

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

-100 points. To many uses of SJW. Please consult your troll lexicon for other stupid names you can call people that will identify you as a waste of space. 

You just don’t understand why Brie Larson saying words has ruined a movie I haven’t watched yet! You just want to take muh freedom of speech to say Captain Marvel is a bad movie because something something SJWs!

 You're scared of girls and nobody should ever take you seriously for the rest of your life. 

Did you read the whole article? Captain Marvel had over 60,000 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes by this afternoon. That is several thousand more reviews than Infinity War has, and that movie has been out for almost a year now! There are plenty of reviews out there saying that Captain Marvel has problems and is kind of meh.…

Guys, I can’t believe Brie Larson’s armies are going to force all men to go watch Capt. Marvel this weekend and cut their dicks off in the theater, this sjw regressive leftism has truly gone too far smh my head