Your structure sucks so your analogous sucks. A handgun would be More anaologious to say a run flat tire: a completely expensive over the top need that is never as useful as people say they r and have more points of failure where the poor simple spare is your typical home defense or safety items: mace, shotgun, etc.…

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane…

I completely understand wanting a 1911 for your collection; I suck at shooting anything over 9mm but a .45 1911 is just such an iconic gun that it would be fun to own and shoot one.

And I just want a machine gun, a tank, and a bomb to complete my weapon collection. What an argument! 

Why expose yourself to that? Why bring that into the equation?

GOP voters are fucking suckers. 

Hey Howard!

You know it won’t. The republican party has its hooks into their balls. They’ll vote 45. They will ALL vote 45. 45 Will have 62 million votes.

“Also, I hear, when I push people a little harder, ‘Well, I don’t know whether I want brown grandbabies.’ I mean, that’s also a part of it. It’s the intermarriage that is going on and the cultures that are conflicting with each other.”

But just imagine, he’ll solve racism by having all of America attend a two-day training program at every Starbuck’s location!

So let me get this straight. Trump is gloating because a shitload of people lost their jobs?

I’d suggest that all those journalists who were laid off to be hired to copyedit Trump’s tweets, but that’d just be doubling down on their pain.

The only wall we need:

I take back everything negative I ever thought or said about her. Burn it and scatter the ashes.

(some objects not to scale)

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

It’s basically the same CR Congress passed a month and a half ago. It’s no deal. He caved. 

But he added that, if he doesn’t get the wall in the next three weeks, the government could shut down all over again, or he would declare a national emergency to fund the wall.

“...but the ultra mega rich will have to scrape by being merely ridiculously rich! Meanwhile people on welfare somehow have the money to buy medicine, what is up with that?”