Regardless, Ocasio-Cortez is going to continue to piss off other Democrats who think she should wait her turn who are every bit as bought and sold by corporate interests as their GOP counterparts.

“We just don’t need sniping in our Democratic Caucus.”

For the love of God, somebody please photo shop two dicks into his hands.

Aww come on, some things are sacred. 

“The deep desire to paint Republicans as racists rather than defenders of Western cultural superiority leads the media to lie,”

I have a lot of family in Pueblo and Springs. FUN FACT: they’ve been in America since before there was an America. They were in Taos when it was still New Spain. Mexico declared independence, then 50 years later, America coalesced around them.

I think the only sensible solution is we pass a law that all libtards just have to admit Donald Trump built a wall and Trump supporters were right all along when questioned about it directly by a Trump supporter. No actual money will be spent and no actual wall will be built. We all have to admit that Mexico paid for…

“He thinks maybe they could just ask their father for more money. But they can’t”

This is why those countless “Find the Trump supporters in the wilderness” journalistic “articles” were such horseshit. The people who voted for him WANTED him to hurt other people. Leopards eating people’s faces and all. That’s what they signed up for. People still keep giving them the benefit of the doubt.

but if two politicians from opposite sides get it wrong, it might lead you to believe that said agency might not be necessary, and that it might be folded back into Customs without a fight.

Fat, ugly, bald, middle aged, white man is salty at young, minority woman who doesn’t unquestionably submit to his authority and thank him for his benevolent protection. Film at 11. 

When you need to get down to the semantics of whose custody the dead kids were actually in, you may be on the wrong side of history Homan, you fucking sociopath.

If you give it away willingly, is it really drained out?

And when Nielsen tried to start her “4000 terrorists” spiel, she was cut off and fact checked in real time by Schumer and Pelosi.... So they tried putting Sanders on Fox, but didn’t bargain on Fox fact checking her too. They’re just *desperate* to make that 4000 number stick, fact-checks or no! Failed attempt #2.

You know how when people can’t find anything nice to say about a person who has few redeeming qualities, they will sometimes say, “She’s a good person, though.”

This would be incredible, even though it’ll never happen.

And if we don’t give him the time, he’ll call every network partisan.

Here’s a transcript of his planned speech:

Here’s what the Democrats should say: