Hail to the Chief will be replaced with Law & Order’s DUN DUN.

Scorpion and the Frog. Incarnate.

Right? Shit, in right wing propaganda we’re unified, organized, and fighting tirelessly for human rights and free health care. God give us the strength to be the Democratic Party the GOP thinks we are.

People have asked me, “Didn’t you listen to Trump when he said that he would build a wall?” I didn’t take the idea seriously during the campaign.

The irony of Cheeto mcHairPiece using the word “collusion” has really jumped the shark.

OMG. It’s, uh... “Sproupée”? “Tousprée”?

I imagine that’s how most people speak to you.

Personally, I’ve been of the thought that the type of transformative public figure we need right now is someone along the lines of Admiral William McRaven.

My calendar still says 2018. Forgive me for not quite giving a shit yet.

I trust you, because you are a Rear Admiral. You would never mislead me.

He loves being around seamen. 

The FBI spied on activists from MLK back then to BLM today but I’m supposed to ‘unify’ with this asshole because Trump is cranky and unattractive.

#resistance

Getting free appetizers before being asked to leave a restaurant because the staff hates your policies is as bad as being beaten to death for holding a man’s hand. There are very fine people, on both sides.

I am legit confused over this, I get that Cantwell who was the ranking member is leaving it to be ranking member on Commerce since Bill Nelson is gone. but look at the list of the members on the committee:

I don’t get this take. This IS Pelosi/Schumer standing up to Trump - Pelosi says to his face that he’s not going to get his way. Trump, because he’s a moron who thinks this is all a pissing contest, says fine and then as a topper (because he’s a moron, see above) throws in the political gift of taking ownership of the…

I hope the irony of calling people privileged in the same breath that you tacitly endorse enabling the Republican Party to militarize the border and deny refugees a fundamental human right is not lost on you.

Meanwhile on Fox News:

Yeah, definitely click-baity. Besides the fact that Inhofe was probably talking about MSM, anyway; GMG (aside from maybe Gizmodo) is hardly “main-stream.”

Inhofe would feel differently if you’d just ungrey him already.