Tip the bill... of your cap 

The Sheikh of Man City would disagree until he’s blue in the face 

Can we get a CardNULLS too?

that’s exactly what my wife said too, so it must be.

+1 for new sultry stepmom who magically appears in the will and somehow inherits my college fund

Serious question - will the Lakers make the playoffs? The multitude of Off-Days during the playoffs will benefit them, but they really need to get there first.

Does racist beer taste and look like Keystone? Natty Light?

Google images “lobster block” was disappointing. 

Alisson Becker sounds like a cute cast member on BH 90210.

I am agreeing with Scott Boras. I feel ashamed and dirty at myself

She smells of beets

They’re like high school refs, only better paid 

He should’ve traded up to draft Carson Wentz; his face is downright purple

Counterpoint - it’s a terrible team going 3,000 miles East to an early start game, with a Rookie QB, against historically a strong Defense in Baltimore, with an everlastingly terrible O-Line. Also, it’s the Cardinals.

Ratings bonanza for the first 5-10 minutes 

This. But I get the idea of wanting the Ace ball right back. “That’s ball’s on fire!”

watch out for that Wingspan too. Like a gd Condor.

I believe they also didn’t call a MSU player earlier in the game for doing the exact same thing. So at least they were consistent in their bad calls!

Where there’s smoke...

What they really need is a Lawyer who can overexplain it all. Because that’s what you need nowadays to understand all of the rules changes. Yuck.