Worthy ungreying for sure

A few years ago at the Iowa State Fair, in the sweaty mid-day August hot, I went inside a big tent looking for shade and A/C. To my surprise, I found this event by dumb luck, and it was pretty damn cool. Shooting balloons and racing horses against a clock is actually exciting to see in-person.

It was consistently inconsistent, which is the worst kind of ump’ing. If you’re going to call it a few inches inside/outside/up/down, but call it consistently. This was sheer madness. I contend old/bad eyesight.

TruMissky would mess it up inevitably. 

Crystal Palace to be far are exciting. Zaha is a thrill ride.

My comment is in-com-plete and

Urquidy was the perfect trump card

Not much meat on a 93-year old, or at least not after Cinderblock gorged on them

My wife guessed Chauncey Billups, which is not a bad guess for not knowing The Answer.

Actually (I can’t believe I’m saying this) but A-Rod is pretty good in the booth. Put him in coach (producer)!

he would throw it like a white Aroldis Chapman. Arnold Chapman.

Don’t care about the balls. Just hoping both teams dress up in throwback 1980's uniforms (Astros Jose Cruz orange, and Expos Tim Wallach blue)

Seeing ghosts? Me seeing myself naked in the mirror. I need to get outside more often.

These are confused LA Clippers fans

Immediately breaks hand. - Me, trying that.

I think the Cardinals should pick him up to run Kliff’s offense in case Kyler gets killed

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LeBron turned yellow, which is appropriate given his new uniform color. He adapts quickly 

It’s also 3.5+ hours long and requires a legal understanding to interpret the rules. And then they’re not even crystal clear. This sport is about one thing alone: the money. Rodgers gets more national commercials (which generate tons of money for the NFL owners) than poor old Stafford ever has. Always follow the money.

Feenix Suns is as close as we’re gonna get