Rename it Edwin Van Der VAR 

He Hate Me is the only one of these self made nicknames that ever worked. And that’s not even the same sport 

Read this as “Dwight Howard coming out...”

I for one am hoping for a visit “down under” where they play on an Australian Rules Football stadium. But only if we get the referees who make the little gun fingers when someone scores a touchdown 

Our girl grey Wrigley would stare at herself in the mirror and growl at herself! We got her right off the track and she was a great dog. Our boy grey on the other hand was fostered previously, and was whiny and neurotic. Polar opposites 

I was at the Iowa Cubs AAA game on Monday night and Pitcher Colin Rea pulled off a fake bunt/smash it thru the infield “butcher boy” perfectly. It was so awesome - and rare

I used to sometimes get to watch Australian Football League back in the 90’s on cable (ASPN?) and remember thinking, wow this is way more exciting than my beloved baseball

Ouch. This hurts child me who knew no better and adored baseball. But grown up me thinks you might be onto something 

Yao Ming would make that bench, and dominate.

On the Rashford goal for Man United, it was exactly that feeling of joy, tempered by the half-realization that he might be offside. This will kill the entire momentum and fun. Welcome to the NFL basically.

I’m hoping he enacts Player-Coach Lampard and Player-Coach Drogba by Christmas!

As a Man United supporter, we are NOT fun to watch. Not even remotely close. Dead and lifeless. Good thing we make billions of dollars off our reputation though!

Hey! You on the motorbike!... Sell me one of your melons!

You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.- That’s the only Peterman I want in my life

If people hadn’t peed in the pool before that, they surely did immediately then.

This was my immediate thought too!

Funky accounting - George Clinton takes on tax code reform

Usually the NFL overreacts and oversuspends, but in this case, the switcheroo 

This heavy breathing is normal when taking her to Pau-ound Town!

Me fail math. That’s unpossible