The hot dog guy (singly) must do good business 

$41,000(!) per year in property taxes?!?!

You can have Cedric Ceballos instead.

“Activate the release clause” sounds like something that Optimus Prime would say.

The answer is a whiskeyd*ck cap - no hard or soft

They voted Fat Gary Busey for British President?!

Can Mr. Met cry actual human tears?

Exactly this. Wait until some player gets critically hurt and then remember this incident

We will see another Messi before we see another Zlatan. That size and that skill is unprecedented. Most big dudes are Peter Crouch-y or Fellainiii

This is the best and simplest explanation. Occam’s Razor.

1230am stop time seems unusually late. I can see how this could become a problem quickly. I bet Uber/Lyft did killer business there though

Where is Loud/Unique Vendor guy at? There’s a guy at all ASU/ Diamondbacks games who yells LEMONADE, LEMONADE, LIKE YOUR GRANDMAMA MADE! That guy’s a Valley of the Sun institution

That window replacement cost’s coming off the salary cap!

I remember watching Oliver Miller play back in the 90’s and damn, for a 300+ lb’er, he was actually quite graceful

Who’s the better super super-trio BIG 3 (Messi, Griezmann & Neymar) vs the original Lebron, DWade & Bosh

“It is the game of history at a time when history is little-valued.” - this was perfectly said

Betts is third behind Mets Mookie Wilson and Pearl Jam’s Mookie Blaylock

Zardes and Jozy both have Z’s in their namez. And both zuck. 

Was Tyler Boyd crippled in warmups? 

If he goes east of the Mississippi, does he become Russell EASTbrook?