Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

MABA: Make America Bane Again

Man. It took you a lot of reasons to arrive at “not a genius”. All I needed was

It’s probably not evolution, it’s biology

Have you tried holding it differently?

I completely disagree about not caring: I expect to savor every episode of this show for years to come. That said, I don’t expect it to captivate me in every scene, so I’ll forgive the cliche love scene, and maybe even chalk it up to the show’s meta-commentary on narrative tropes.

Interesting how little camera equipment there is in that photo. Especially since this is a review of a photography backpack!

Only apple can pull off removing something that was FREE, charge you for it, then have people thank you for it.

Engineer: “Tim, what is the plan on the new phone?”

Cook: “Lose the jack, ain’t no going back. We got little to lose and much to gain because in my brain is a capitalist migraine. If upgrading the accessory becomes necessary then we see double green... shipping cash to Ireland know what I mean?”

Apple’s newest tag line: “There’s a dongle for that.”

Why didn’t Rickon just run in a zigzag pattern? Whether running away from alligators or guys shooting arrows, zigzag pattern works best.

I was at a wedding and the “DJ” was playing mp3s on a Mac. During the father daughter dance (I can’t remember the song) a voice broke in and said “If you’d like to purchase this song, visit blahblahblah.com...”

Awesome! But please, please address the remote. I can barely pick it up without accidentally scrubbing or exiting or a variety of other things I didn't mean to do.

Hey Pexy,

You either die a fan or you live long enough to see your once beloved franchise brought to you by the director of The Fast and The Furious.

A running joke for the last two decades? Don’t tell that to anyone in the broadcast industry - until now it had been a standard.

I want this to be so big that Disney will lock JJ Abrams down for the rest of his life and keep him the fuck away from Star Trek.