If you were stupid enough to take a ‘what will I look like when I’m 80?’ test on Facebook, you will see this news feed on the left.

Fake. Dragons died out ages ago after an asteroid hit the earf.

Ah Parties. That’s where you’ll always find me in the Kitchen

They haven’t just turned their back on Macs, but designers, animators, editors and photographers. These people aren’t their priority anymore. The average numskull with a smart-phone is. Sad.

BURRRRRRR......BURRRRRRRRR......BURRRRRRRRRRR

I don’t know whose at fault; maybe Tessa Thompson’s terrible acting or the director, but the scene in the bedroom after Charlotte finished fucking that host and her following conversation with Theresa was so bad I nearly turned the show off. The script & the way it was carried out felt like a terrible soap opera. ‘I…

Someone on Gizmodo who’s as old as me!

chill out bruv.

The customer is worse off because whichever way you want to look at it, you’re having to spend money to keep up with Apple ‘being courageous’ while simultaneously adding to the worlds landfill problem with extra accessories. Fuck those guys.

Oh my god! I never want to go camping again!

Ghostbusters was woefully bad. And I was someone who ignored all the trailer hype and was genuinely excited about seeing it.

If it weren't for iMessage I would have left the apple eco system ages ago. The upgrades are so dull.

Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure?!?!? YES!!!!!!!!

WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT!!!

Wow, I want to work there!

If you’re drawing parallels to what’s happening today, I would like to point out that even though Hitler was a massive cunt who exploited people’s fears, he did it successfully and dare I say he was a clever and manipulative man with a plan. Trump however, is also exploiting peoples fears and promising much the same,…

I’ll go get your walking stick ;-p

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

Far far better