Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

Feminism is about equality through legal rights and changing outdated cultural attitudes. When you try to take away other women’s rights, you aren’t a feminist.

Call me old fashioned but if a woman flies, that means she’s a witch and must be cast out from the village before she can do harm to the fall harvest.

What is it about the actions of the Democratic Party over the last 20 years that makes you think they’re capable of grand plans?

We have decided to stop going with Trickle Down Economics and replace it with Evaporate Up Economics. This should help unburden you poors further of the hassle of handling money. You’re welcome.

All of those bad puns just flank the issue.

oh, well done!

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

I have a theory that to stop outsourcing of jobs, Trump’s plan is to make the U.S. a third world country, thereby making it cheaper to keep labor here.

No thanks, I’d prefer to watch him hang himself.

A baby-fever, huh? Tell him to stick a baby aspirin between his knees. That always seems to do the trick, or so I’ve heard.

If only trump supporters feel comfortable having kids, we’ll be fucked in 18-22 years. Although who knows if we’ll have access to birth control anyway.

Its an interesting question, and I think the key is nuance. Its one thing to just toss rape in as a plot device, its another to treat sexual assault with the kind of respect it deserves. Jessica Jones is a great example of this.

Really? So not the case at my annual childhood pilgrimage to the Jewish Community Center’s Shalom and LeChaim Camp. I missed out, man.

Nick Offerman has a great bit about this in his stand-up routine. Basically he had lots of sex with a very devout girl at a Bible camp.

This definitely reminds me of a quote from Hayao Miyazaki criticizing the modern state of animation that I can’t help but agree with.

Nice way to refute the whole, “The West hates Muslims” narrative. Good job everybody! Good job.