My mother is like a horse whisperer for conservatives. Her mantra is “meet them where they’re at.” She asks a lot of questions. For instance, this is a conversation she had last month with a right-wing houseguest: “Why do you support Trump?” “You liberals think we’re all stupid.” “I don’t think you’re stupid. Why do…

Who is Dan Quayle? A man who got owned by a child in basic spelling.

I always got the impression that if America decided to round up and start exterminating blacks in the United States many Jewish people would be happy to turn their heads and whistle.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Also, can we talk about how women are supposedly so emotional but she SLAYED that speech and Bill and Tim were about to cry like babies behind her? Ignore me tho, the woman who’s cried a gazillion times today between the hiking picture, “that’s my girl,” and Leslie Knope’s letter.