Who does NBC think Matt Lauer still appeals to, that they’re holding onto him so tightly? Might as well have kept Billy Bush too.

Considering Mophie is the only correct answer, you’re not wrong.

http://shareblue.com/womens-march-on-washington-planned-for-january-21/

People who think they’re making a statement against a major corporation by making the front line employees miserable are the worst kind of clueless.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Women in the public eye never lose weight “by accident.”

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

“His book is similarly narratively askew”

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I got promoted! The recognition of the crap I do is a great feeling. The downside is now I have additional crap to do and my opportunities to hang out on Jezebel are limited. Sad. But also happy!

TWIST!!! I’m going to pretend that is what is happening so I can not spend the day rage crying.

 Your username cracks me up and I love it.

I know I am often very distraught when I see the estranged half-siblings of my friends and coworkers sitting in crowds.

I heard Obama won’t even show up at the last debate because of this.

I think this is Trump dogwhistling to his birther bros.