It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Remember to change your pants though.

It’s just . . . SO much fun.

I think it’s pretty common - you love it, and then the more time you spend thinking about and seeing it, the more flaws you find/imagine.

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

“Welcome to Zales. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

“Her: Make sure your tattoo is covered. Tattoos look dirty with a white dress. You sister is thinking of getting a tattoo. I told her she’d regret it. Imagine how yours are going to look in your wedding photos. Terrible.”

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Ugh, 1/2 Korean here. So that’s fun.
“How do you speak Korean?”
“Actually, I’m Korean.”
“No you’re not; you’re too fat to be Korean.”
“Well I’m 1/2 Korean.”
“Oh, that must be your American half.”

A pretender at being Chinese,

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…

“I’d like a large Meat Lovers pizza, but I don’t want all these meats on it.”

General PSA: It’s sad that this has to be said every time, but don’t be a fucking racist asshole. Yes it was a horrific thing, but it does not reflect on the whole of the country. I’m gonna flag every comment that has something racist in it.

Bingo. A more cut-and-dry case of separation of church and state responsibilities couldn’t be found if you tried. At least 5/9 of the Supreme Court will laugh this out of the building, while Scalia jacks off, Bible in hand, imagining an alternate universe where he at least got to write a dissenting opinion.

Your neighbor has a donkey?

Great, first gay marriage, now people getting married without properly bouttonniered groomsmen?