you spelt ashamed wrong!

*hugs* YES, to all of this.

Nope, I agree. Knotting can't actually happen (with humans) but munting (even the name, man, ugh) could in theory, and is just so abhorrent!

Sorry dude!

Way harsh, Tai!

FFS Mark, couldn't you have left this shit in the seedy recesses of Tumblr where it belongs?!

Haha yeah, I know, I lived there until last week!

Have these people ever seen another car commercial?!

Inconclusive, mostly speculation. It's led me down the black hole of hair loss forums though :(((

I just Googled "Johnny Depp balding?". So ashamed.

Grew up with Indian parents, so a resounding YES to this!

Won't someone think of the (white, unborn) children!

Yusssss!

We can lie on the internet though! And did I mention you look LOVELY today? ;)

I'm basically a cartoon character and you can read me like a book. If we could meet in the middle, that'd be ideal!

part Vulcan?

God I wish someone had said this to me when I was in school.

I'm simultaneously nauseated and deeply impressed! Epic mental image!

You're lucky you got sex-ed. If the GOP get their way, the next generation will be just as misinformed as this moron. Abstinence 4eva.

So very special, unless they require food/housing/healthcare assistance, that is.