Haaaa!! That is awesome!

You got all that from a stop sign?!

I can't type out a coherent response between the raucous laughter/ragestroking.

Different country, but when I was saving up for university, my boss told me he'd stop rostering me on if I took any sick leave, so that summer I worked full time (in food service!) with glandular fever.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. Sending lots of internet hugs your way!

I've never actually been to Texas, and not gonna lie, you're not really selling it!

Are they NOTED dummies though?

She's definitely earned the title.

Hahaha I like your style!

I'd like to buy that shirt and wear it around the scarier parts of Texas just to upset the racists!

Right? The headline should read "Woman acting basically indifferent at Dolly Parton concert; clearly has no soul"

That's a very good point. You need fans to get famous, and you need enablers to live the way he does.

Remind me to invite you to my next party!

*dies*

The woman is a national (and international) treasure! I may or may not have taken a detour to visit Dollywood last time I was in the US.

If she were Indian, I may have thought someone had secretly filmed my reaction to seeing Jolene performed live.

Ohhhh, exactly!! The techie dudebros just WORSHIP this guy.

Arghhh, don't even get me started on Dan fucking Bilzerian. So much rage.

I thought the right was freedom FROM religion, not freedom to impose your religion on everyone else? It's absolutely appalling!

Got one spare?