Mom’s spaghetti.

I am a Gooner and I wish you were wrong, but you aren’t.

Aren’t movies two hours long?

So, objectively speaking, the movie is ridiculous, right?

If you want to see an unexpectedly good National Anthem, watch this:

Didn’t see it, but apparently the whole pre-game introductions as well Anthem were a disaster.

Team Larry because he looks like our cat, Mr. Burns.

I really didnt’ like the ending to last season. Sorry, not sorry.

Cross country skiing is about the only thing I miss about living in a cold weather climate.

Actually, I’m joking... although it could be, I don’t know.

 The Latvian one is a tribute Spinal Tap.

Kid

So this is fine, but the NFL is the devil?

I hate so much that I actually snorted at that.

Isn’t it about time for Federer to return to his home planet?

I burned the roof of my mouth this morning at breakfast and I still went to work, but I don’t suppose that’s newsworthy enough for Deadspin, is it?

It’s insane to think this possibly disqualifies you from being a teacher in this country....A TEACHER.

In a not insane country we would be praising teachers for teaching, instead we are (rightfully) praising them for being heroes for protecting kids from shooters. Our country is insane

I dislocated both my shoulders just watching that.