Never apologize for wordplay.

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So now that tennis has been solved, what’s the next challenge for computers?

The only thing that has made the Kings the poster franchise for dysfunction and not the Cavs is that Cavs had a once in a generation talent grow up in their neighborhood.

I have seen it and I have tried to convince my wife it is not really a SCARY movie, but she is not convinced and hasn’t seen it and I doubt will see it any time soon.

The shock jocks will be totally receptive to all this, for sure. Very productive.

Every rescue dog > Flynn

I just want to tell people  to watch the Funny or Die series ‘Zack Morris is Trash’ because I desperately want to talk about it. Its short, ten different three minute or so episodes

He really assaulted the pipe.

The stairwell fight scene in Atomic Blonde is seriously one of the best fight scenes in the history of cinema.

Good boy.

The worst offense is making me side with Ohio State.

I’m 50 years old a I guess I am supposed to be Gumpy McGrumperstein at this stuff, but I’m not. I loved the sunglasses thing and I’m not sorry about it.

If you are not following Leslie Jones’ Twitter commentary on the Olympics you might as well not be following the Olympics at all.

I just had a completely original thought and insight that has never been discussed before, Why is Black History month in February...THE SHORTEST MONTH?

Such as?

I’m going to try out something new... I’m not taking a side in this SatC drama.

He’s going to stay home, contemplate what he did wrong, maybe watch his favorite movie, Breakfast at Tiffanys.

C’mon, it’s not like anyone has actually died speed skiing