It’s spelled GOATroppolo.

Vertical video is the worst, yinzn’t it?

“So, that was a fun first date, want to go out again.”

This show always tricks me into learning something.

He 100% thinks he literally owns the military. Like the tanks and planes and all of it is his property.

Such a brutal sport.

To be fair, a Braves game at the stadium is usually as quiet as a library.

Barstool gonna Barstool.

Your husband says ‘Baggles’? Gross.

“Our favorite was a picture of the two of us near the Hawaii symbol in the parking garage, where we were able to laugh about and tell everybody we went to Hawaii on our honeymoon.”

At least she wasn’t selling Baggles.

She’s the worst.

Nah

People are irresponsible morons, this will never change. Self-driving cars can’t come fast enough.

I think I liked the Austrian one best, simply because of them laughing immediately, plus it sounded like they called out Brady.

So basically The Purge.

Take away the ‘Hey’ in the headline and I think you got some competition for Hemingway.

“Hey Sweetie, What’s looking at on your phone.”