Slow it down, reverse it, play some melancholy music over it to put it in proper perspective.

This is going to be a popular opinion, your opinion is fucking garbage

Um, ok.

Square bowls? Where are you, Versailles??

Why is it a terrible take?

Yes, we can. Thanks.

It’s a shame these guys are forced to play football.

No one is forced to work for ICE.

“Hey boss, I’m going to miss a couple of days.”

To save time and trouble, from now on just tell us when somebody actually did something about this guy, because the proper assumption now is that no one did a damn thing and the whole world should burn.

Two #9s.

Two #9s.

This is not a bad take per se, just a little too binary.

Geez, the Redhawks are a mess.

Yes, I should have said that. You don’t actually cook it with the soup.

Chicken Tortilla soup absolutely needs avocado.

So the overall company’s poor record in pay equality came under a woman’s leadership.  That’s kind of sad.

Except it seems they had a female CEO before him that was the one that created the shit in the first place.

Is Favre being sued for that much personally? It’s not clear in the article.

So how do these openings get filled? Not sure if she wants to, but Aly Raisman would be a great choice.

Burn it all to the ground....not just figuratively, either, literally as well.