I'm curious. How do the editors address the visitors? Do they go like:

I doubt the cocaine would be wasted. Applying it that way could yield some pretty strong effects.

Oh you'll cry. All the CGI, the humour, the incredible backstories of each and every one of them (except Hawkeye and Black Widow) are so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes at last night's opening.

My mom and my girlfriend both know for a fact that one of Adderall's side effects is a decrease in libido.

That's funny because I've been on it for a couple of years, my mother who is a general practitioner and my girlfriend who's a 5th year med school student seem to agree with me. But you MUST be better informed than I am.

It also kills your libido, so even if you had blood flow you wouldn't wanna go.

Pizza was given to us by Greeks.

Tiny bit more complicated than that.

You could also buy a 40oz of Vodka for half the price. That should get you hammered long enough to spend a good 1-2 hours with each person in that conference room and maybe even bang the secretary.

How classy of him to get the gold paint. Or does it get you higher?

Thanks for the heads up! Checked it out a bit and it looks really promising, I just hope it doesn't dumb down content too much.

No, he works in a county.

Every math class I took before going to University I deemed useless but I still went with advanced math courses just to keep all my options open when the time came to choose what I wanted to major in.

For future reference, the answer is 11.

A flying F-35? Must be 'shopped.

You should review your updated lists. Most of the iPad ones are ridiculously outdated, like suggesting iCab because of tabbed browsing.

Plastic surgery happened.

I've been witnessing a particularly bad streak of human stupidity today, I feel like the boundaries have been pushed too far so I might have some trouble discerning sarcasm.

If everybody was in your situation, you'd have a point. Unfortunately, in the real world, most of us have to be in their companies' offices to work.

Counterpoint: if you don't come to the office, you're fired.