If you're fat you're also quite at risk of dying younger and not paying anymore taxes from there on out, which is much worse for the economy.

You sound mad. Umad?

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place huh.

Maybe you should post that picture once again, just to make sure everyone sees it 4 times instead of 3.

Of course it isn't fair. Just like it's not fair to undeveloped countries that we have so many educated people but that's just how the world is. They have a crazy dictator killing people and firing rockets down in North Korea and the people accept him, some even worship him. Who are we to decide that China should be…

You're talking out of your ass. If you think Apple would rather take a loss but manufacture domestically, you're wrong.

The money they'd lose on manufacturing costs is probably astronomically higher than what they'd gain in new sales. There is no reason for them to consider this aspect, they're not going to go out of their way to accommodate your precious little needs.

There isn't one piece of technology that you truly could not teach an American factory worker to assemble. However, it's still less expensive to assemble in China, which renders your question completely useless.

If you're stupid enough to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk, you deserve all the adverse effects.

Better yet, short gold and profit!

Haven't we been doing this for thousands of years?

Which is exactly what they want so as to spur innovation with abundant resources that are used in everyday technology.

It also deals in some of the lousiest jokes I've ever heard on television.

They do bring in ~$5/yr per user. What's your point? That after costs, it drops to somewhere around $1/yr?

I could've taken better pictures with my iPhone for $500.

Please do enlighten me as to where you can get gold for $5.00 an ounce, I might pay them a visit soon.

That profit margin is about to plummet since it isn't a monopoly anymore and someone can always undercut them.

It's 4/20. Chill the fuck out and try not to blow a fuse when they talk about bunnies next Easter.

Because you can never beat typing on a physical keyboard. I've gotten good at typing with an on-screen keyboard, but if I had an essay or anything longer than a webpage or a Facebook comment to type, I'd like having this with me.

Seems like most of us with downed accounts are in Canada. Channel 4 News Team, Investigate!