A flying F-35? Must be 'shopped.

You should review your updated lists. Most of the iPad ones are ridiculously outdated, like suggesting iCab because of tabbed browsing.

Plastic surgery happened.

I've been witnessing a particularly bad streak of human stupidity today, I feel like the boundaries have been pushed too far so I might have some trouble discerning sarcasm.

If everybody was in your situation, you'd have a point. Unfortunately, in the real world, most of us have to be in their companies' offices to work.

Counterpoint: if you don't come to the office, you're fired.

If you're fat you're also quite at risk of dying younger and not paying anymore taxes from there on out, which is much worse for the economy.

You sound mad. Umad?

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place huh.

Maybe you should post that picture once again, just to make sure everyone sees it 4 times instead of 3.

Of course it isn't fair. Just like it's not fair to undeveloped countries that we have so many educated people but that's just how the world is. They have a crazy dictator killing people and firing rockets down in North Korea and the people accept him, some even worship him. Who are we to decide that China should be…

You're talking out of your ass. If you think Apple would rather take a loss but manufacture domestically, you're wrong.

The money they'd lose on manufacturing costs is probably astronomically higher than what they'd gain in new sales. There is no reason for them to consider this aspect, they're not going to go out of their way to accommodate your precious little needs.

There isn't one piece of technology that you truly could not teach an American factory worker to assemble. However, it's still less expensive to assemble in China, which renders your question completely useless.

If you're stupid enough to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk, you deserve all the adverse effects.

Better yet, short gold and profit!

Haven't we been doing this for thousands of years?

Which is exactly what they want so as to spur innovation with abundant resources that are used in everyday technology.

It also deals in some of the lousiest jokes I've ever heard on television.

They do bring in ~$5/yr per user. What's your point? That after costs, it drops to somewhere around $1/yr?