I could've taken better pictures with my iPhone for $500.

Please do enlighten me as to where you can get gold for $5.00 an ounce, I might pay them a visit soon.

That profit margin is about to plummet since it isn't a monopoly anymore and someone can always undercut them.

It's 4/20. Chill the fuck out and try not to blow a fuse when they talk about bunnies next Easter.

Because you can never beat typing on a physical keyboard. I've gotten good at typing with an on-screen keyboard, but if I had an essay or anything longer than a webpage or a Facebook comment to type, I'd like having this with me.

Seems like most of us with downed accounts are in Canada. Channel 4 News Team, Investigate!

I'm getting a server error too.

I'm just saying it might have an edge in a computer lab test environment but I doubt it's a viable approach to keep an edge in the future.

Seems like it's easily fooled. Just try posting your fake reviews at different intervals, or just make different accounts and it's useless.

That's obviously Obama's fault.

True story.

By the time it took you to find that picture and post your comment, they'd made it back tenfold.

If only they'd make a smaller Xbox 360, right?

This could finally make movies in which a bullet is stopped by an iPhone in a jacket pocket plausible!

I don't think you quite understand what a flashbang to the face actually does. Unless of course you're refering to the many times you were flashbanged in Call of Duty and your screen went white?

Texas, you say? Does it give a burning sensation in the back of the neck instead of down the throat?

You can re-use the supplies as much as you want.

More like 3 and a half.

How does moving to a greener and renewable source of energy faster not benefit everyone?!?

Their actual profit is so small because whatever money they make, they spend on exploring new reserves. If a "Big Oil" company makes a lot of money, it's also spending a lot to try and gain whatever edge they can against competitors.