I'm in my 40s and have hated that clown ever since I learned to read sophomore year in college.

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

I love that Subban reacted with astonishment, wondering how a penalty was even called at all. World class jackass.

Looks like heaven since there aren’t any asshole teenage snowboarders cutting in front of everyone.

Can someone tell me how Brian McCann feels about this? I feel he should mediate all MLB player blood feuds.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Ortiz is joking with Ellsbury.

Little known fact: they're not brothers. They're a husband and wife.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

As bad as it is, it’s still a better throw than Baba-Booey made.

This BS with teams like the Yankees being mad at A-Rod and the Angels being mad at Hamilton is so stupid. STOP SIGNING 30+ YEAR OLD GUYS TO $500 MILLION CONTRACTS AND GETTING BUTTHURT WHEN THEY GET OLD.

Although, the only reason the Angels are upset is because they overpaid for him and want out of that deal. Which is asinine. They knew who they were getting

Maybe it's me, but it's hard to feel bad for a team that signed a recovering drug addict/alcoholic, with a long history of relapses, to a multi year, multi million dollar contract, who then seem shocked that he fell off the wagon yet again.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Hockey would be a better sport for women refs. There are periods and they get to wear pads.

Oops—my memory has it firmly planted as the Championship game, and I didn’t look it up. Duly noted.

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

April fools, Lewis died.