My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

This is just the kind of law that will allow Tony Dungy to comfortably return to his head coaching position with the Colts.

Keep in mind that this is the same league that wilfully jeopardized the integrity of the on-field results when they locked out the officials over what amounts to the change in the ashtray of my car.

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Um, no. Bob Kraft is not involved in any way with Kraft Foods. His company is the Kraft Group, which has nothing to do with food - it's all manufacturing, private equity, and real estate. Two completely separate and unrelated businesses.

I wouldn't feel too bad. Jerry Jones drafted Felix Jones in the first round of the real draft.

Hayes McGinley

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

11 goals and 3 assists in 18 BPL games this year suggests otherwise.

I can't be the only one who thought AP courses were way harder than intro college courses, can I?

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

Chidi Ahanotu: "Until the sun came up" type of friend.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Love Vince - I think he belongs in the HoF because, while his numbers aren't there it's because of the amount of attention he drew and you can argue he was the most dominant defensive lineman for that reason over the past decade.

I was afraid of this when he got hurt last season and they still made the AFC Championship.