We can, but it’ll be -5 to your humanity point total because of the nano-injections.

Cyberpunk isn’t out for another 10 months, and most sane people don’t pre-order games that are still nearly a year away from release...so, yeah, I would hope and imagine a game you can play right now is outselling one you can’t play until April 2020.

Jumpers for goalposts.

The New Yorker magazine said it best:

Most of us, but not all of us. I’ve been watching since ‘96 and while I try to stay independent, I definitely lean more left.

As a native New Yorker who grew up during the Trump Tower/Ivanka years, I can comfortably say that New Yorkers have always hated him.  Sure, now it's mostly about his grotesque politics, whereas back then it's just that we thought he was a tacky prick, but there's still more continuity than change.

That and the fact he is French

Ummm...

Anecdotal, I know: but I know quite a few NASCAR fans.  The ones that have voiced their political views have expressed their great admiration for Trump, and have actually purchased Trump campaign merchandise.  The other ones, it’s safe to assume, support Trump but are self-aware enough not to trumpet it.  Say what you…

Trump’s hometown may be New York. But his de-facto home since late last decade has been Palm Beach. He’s in the final stage of a bad New Yorker’s life, which is known as Florida.

I can honestly say I don’t really follow Indycar, but I can pretty resoundingly say this: fuck that winner who decided to go to the White House when no one else had in 13 years. We get it. You’re a white supremacist. Fuck you, guy.

I’m honestly not a big racing fan. I camp out on the couch every year to watch as much of the 24 Hours of Le Mans as possible, sometimes the same for Nurburgring, and I’ll catch a few MotoGPs throughout the season, but that’s about the extent of it.

Sure, President Trump SAYS he likes NASCAR.

Because Tom Cruise is still doing them?

Bieber should have challenged him to a sing-0ff ... but I wouldn’t put it past Cruise with his crazy intensity to train hard and win that one, too.  

In pre-fight smack talk, Biebs insults Suri; Cruise kills Bieber in first five seconds of fight; referee looks the other way; pay-per-view sets new record; Ewoks sing celebration song; Joe Rogan does boiler plate post-match interview; Cruise announces new MI:# movie. We are all entertained.

Is Bieber really drug free now? Because this is the kind of shit you think up during a 2 AM coke binge after getting kicked out of Buffalo Wild Wings for yelling too loudly at one of the many televisions.

*you’re

can’t tom cruise fly? that seems like a huge advantage in a fight

Tom Cruise is the kind of crazy that you absolutely don’t want to fight.  Justin Bieber is the kind of crazy that you absolutely do want to fight.