Had I only a fedora and a trench coat—and my virginity—I could truly attain the ultimate level of enlightenment and erudition.

While Obi-Wan stood the high ground, you studied the blade.

I think the implication was that if he took his own life, your suggestion of a .45 would be incredibly unfortunate in hindsight.  Rates of suicide by firearm are nearly 2x the rates of homicide.

Unfortunately, gun owners are more likely to use one on themselves rather than in self defense. I think that was the implication you were missing.

Saw three movies earlier in the week:

I don't think that comment will age well. 

I truly hope he’s having a Thoreau moment along the North Fork Mokelumne River, or somewhere thereabouts. From a Google map drive, it does not seem to be a deeply wooded or mountainous county to get lost. A nice bike left at an informal rest stop is certainly pretty ominous, but if something ulterior happened, it is…

The bike having been found rules out my first fear, but that doesn’t make it good news.

That sounds really sketchy. Hoping he’s found alive and well.

*To the tune of the Game of Thrones theme*

I’ve been fortunate enough to know some very rich people, even related to a couple. The vast majority have very restrained tastes. They have couches and clothes just like everyone, but the material, fit, & quality is way better than what you get at Target or Lay-z-boy. It looks similar, but a closer look or a touch…

It’s certainly...odd to think that serving as President is some sort of grand punishment, but Bluto here hadn’t put on his tux since he last asked his father for money, and WOW, it did not fit. Then he gets marched around for an evening looking like that and everyone on earth gets to see he weighs over 300 pounds.…

In a way, he’s emblematic of the worst of Murica. Fat, ugly, wanting to be rich beyond avarice, wanting to have the most beautiful woman in the world, and wanting to be unimpeachable royalty and the power that comes with it.

The only thing less happy than the Queen in that pic is Donny’s bottom 3 buttons on that vest.

Pretty sure this is the newest teaser poster for FRANKENSTEIN 3: Royally Screwed!

Hey, in for a penny, in for a pound.

While every person is going to have their own list and their own interpretations as to the best episodes; I just cannot fundamentally agree with a list that that puts Shut Up and Dance as last. Meanwhile placing a retread, massive plothole ridden episode like USS Callister way toward the top.

I don’t comment here any more, but if I did I would entirely agree with this assessment. Shut Up And Dance is absolutely fucking amazing. It is absolutely not misery for the lolz, and it’s this level of criticism that’s the primary reason I’m not here any more.

Shut Up and Dance was fucking excellent. Nothing more to add.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?