Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

Alternatively, you could have waited until just this past August to go out and find a ‘ 16 GT loaded to the gills with 14k miles. You might have even gotten lucky and found one that already had an Corsa exhaust system installed.

who in their right mind wouldn’t step up to the V8?

$28,000 worth of porn? Jesus, his hand must look like the claw in an arcade prize machine.

I feel like, if you’ve dropped $30k on porn, you’ve got some pretty specialist preferences. Leaving that shit for your poor parents to look after is your own damn fault. This dude is a wanker in more ways than one.

For me Morrowind did lore and world design fantastically, but plays pretty clunky. Oblivion meanwhile played lore and world design pretty safely but had more interesting questlines as far as just playing them was concerned (Mage Guild initiation was the best).

Ah yes, the reboot of the twilight zone, definitely the thing Nanjiani is known for.

You’d love BMW’s Atlantis Metallic

2017 Abarth that my ENTIRE family and friend group hates! Giallo moderna perla...fuck your face.

I prefer whatever this is... Cerulean?

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

0. Luke Skywalker

Old jokes never die.
YO SHIT, I JUST WROTE THE TAG FOR THE SEQUEL!

Hm

Reminder: This is DeadSpin if you pay attention to 85% percent of the articles absolutely nothing makes them happy and everything sucks.

I feel like 2019 is basically MAGA chuds, a bunch of dumb Joker movies and far too many Oreo flavors. What a fucking world.

Counterpoint: This looks AMAZING! It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle. DeNiro and Scorsese are even involved! Joaquin Phoenix has a manic Daniel Day-Lewis vibe!