This is 100% what it’s going to be.

A “fastback-style SUV”? Oh dear god...

Imagine being concerned in 2019 that white actors aren't getting better roles. 

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Given that CBS has been toying with a remake for years (and probably jealously eyeing all that sweet Black Mirror acclaim) it’s highly likely that Peele was roped in fairly late just to give the thing more credibility. I don’t really think he’s like Shyamalan where he’s trying to build his brand after one hit.

If you stipulated “no golf carts, carry your own bags” I guarantee I could beat Donald Trump at golf. *

“Seriously, it’s only $20 every time you want to play.”

The first step is admitting you have a problem Jigglypuff.

I know you are a troll. You’re obviously a troll and a weird, sad person. So I flag all your posts in hope you get banned (again).

Dude. Golf blows. I grew up playing golf. I have a decent set of clubs. I play a few rounds each year. The only way I can make it through 18 holes without gouging my eyes out is to A) not keep score - ever, B) deliberately do stupid shit (play the entire course using only my driver), C) tell my friends (who are really…

Who does meth in 2019?

I prefer mini golf.

Ooof kinda lackluster attempt at a contrarian take.

Ice Cold Take: Playing golf should be seen as a thing to hold against presidential candidates, on both sides.

5 out of the 20 will likely be Russian Mob.   That money doesn’t launder itself.  

Drug use says Bannon.

I’m betting this will be Jr. in prison:

One, didn’t he publicly admit that yeah he tried to contact Russian agents with dirt on Hilary and post the emails?

Jr doesn’t seem to realize the following:

Hurry up SDNY and all of the other law enforcement agencies investigating the Trump crime family.