Had I only a fedora and a trench coat—and my virginity—I could truly attain the ultimate level of enlightenment and erudition.

While Obi-Wan stood the high ground, you studied the blade.

I think the implication was that if he took his own life, your suggestion of a .45 would be incredibly unfortunate in hindsight.  Rates of suicide by firearm are nearly 2x the rates of homicide.

Unfortunately, gun owners are more likely to use one on themselves rather than in self defense. I think that was the implication you were missing.

Saw three movies earlier in the week:

I don't think that comment will age well. 

I truly hope he’s having a Thoreau moment along the North Fork Mokelumne River, or somewhere thereabouts. From a Google map drive, it does not seem to be a deeply wooded or mountainous county to get lost. A nice bike left at an informal rest stop is certainly pretty ominous, but if something ulterior happened, it is…

The bike having been found rules out my first fear, but that doesn’t make it good news.

That sounds really sketchy. Hoping he’s found alive and well.

*To the tune of the Game of Thrones theme*

It’s hard to find someone who peddles dangerous quack remedies to desperate people as “cute”, no matter how much they smile.

No one’s gonna blame you for not being able to divorce her cutesy demeanor from her embrace and distribution of bad information.

It’s entirely possible that my annoyance with Paltrow has taken me around the bend, but this didn’t strike me as cute.

The only thing less happy than the Queen in that pic is Donny’s bottom 3 buttons on that vest.

Pretty sure this is the newest teaser poster for FRANKENSTEIN 3: Royally Screwed!

Hey, in for a penny, in for a pound.

While every person is going to have their own list and their own interpretations as to the best episodes; I just cannot fundamentally agree with a list that that puts Shut Up and Dance as last. Meanwhile placing a retread, massive plothole ridden episode like USS Callister way toward the top.

I don’t comment here any more, but if I did I would entirely agree with this assessment. Shut Up And Dance is absolutely fucking amazing. It is absolutely not misery for the lolz, and it’s this level of criticism that’s the primary reason I’m not here any more.

Shut Up and Dance was fucking excellent. Nothing more to add.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?