I assure you this statement is false, as it pertains to at least dozens of people I know. Rich peoples sheltered themselves back then even more than they do now, shying away from any unnecessary risks that could threaten their life of priviledge.This the Nancy Reagan stone age of paranoid delusions, widespread supersti…

I escort ladies to baby showers for a living.

+1 on name alone

Isn’t this basically Gnosticism? 

I default to female protagonist and often regret switching it up with a male.(see: Alexios ugh) For whatever reason, the gaming industry has struggled to create likeable male protagonists for the past 5 or so years. When I dislike my character, I not only skip every cutscene but get annoyed when I can’t during pivotal…

Magats love steaming piles of shit.

*Takes out notepad* Tell me more about this American Psycho in clown makeup *reads article* too bad nevermind.

More like the John Kerry

Hot take: Clowney “prefers” Seattle and Philadelphia so he’ll be classified as a 4-3 DE vs a 3-4 LB when he hits free agency a year from now.

Green shoes are sexxy

Trump Derangement Syndrome as a legal defense. 

Something something PASS GAS something. nailed it

What its like to Be an Asshole

Orb gang our time is now! Mother Marianne for Sec of Energy abolish the rest of the government 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮 woooooo! (Ric Flair hologram via crystal)

Ironically becoming a doctor or lawyer are some of the few instances where your undergrad alma mater actually doesn’t matter, so much as LSAT and MCAT scores. Yes law firms care where you went to law school but physicians are so in demand recruiters throw money at anyone licensed to practice.

Rooney Mara cosplayed as the girl with the dragon tattoo for 4 years and still got nothing on the original. 

Другие Хамилтон thank you for consistently backing Elizabeth Warren’s pragmatism in the face of the inevitable disillusionment a Bernie administration would provide. We need her apparatchska Trotskyism not Berniebro tankyism.