Trump finally achieved his goal of turning the White House into a White Castle. 

This is like the 4th time in a year he's met with athletes or troops and just talked about how handsome some of the guys were. 

At least Obama brought his staff Five Guys and paid out of his own wallet.

“Great American food” < American food.

I mean, it is propaganda...

I love how gamergate incels blame cleavage for ruining everything while maintaining SJWs are to responsible for ruining cleavage. 

Why so serious? 

Ferrari doesn’t do ugly. 

The Toyobaru, RC and LC are handsome cars but this just looks off, despite similar design elements.

Just like Daddy's!

If you believe he actually believed those things, you're not giving him enough credit. 

Paul Ryan is a wonk, just a disingenuous one. He’s like a frat boy 4th tier Mitch McConnell, who himself is just a Soviet Apparatchik. 

We don’t demand heroes so much as worthy sacrifices.

AL GORE 2020: Only I can destroy the internet.

“Everyone else is responsible for solving problems I created”

Manafort’s lawyer cited rotting from the inside out ("developed severe gout") as part of his legal defense.

Why not wind turbine regeneration? Assuming this is not a novel idea but it could fit at least fit in the intake.

Ben Carson scored chud points with his “stabbed a guy but his belt buckle got in the way” story.

Salad

Booby trap