*puts on goggles*

He publicly opposed the Iraq invasion before it happened. 

471 yards and he's talking about Watson

More like a bloated, sun-baked, used condom after sitting on the pavement for months. 

Ann Coulter’s column about the wall is actually pretty hilarious and worth a read.

Mustang or GTI?

Sick car brah

North Carolina recently sentenced 20 immigrants to federal prison for inadvertently voting illegally. 

How are they not in prison? While permanent residents who lived here for decades go to federal prison for inadvertently voting illegally. 

Force them to craft, build and run a shelter for LGBTQ youths. 

It's not easy when MY DICK IS ON FIRE

Not true but agree in spirit. 

She planned to party like its her birthday and I called the police on her birthday

15 year old mistress

“Nebraska is far less cloudy than I remember”.

You could make the same “ 1000 hours is enough” argument about Destiny, and yet their developers get constant crap about the post-game, despite adding more about content than MHW. I’m in between hunts as we speak, so I’m not complaining, but I also felt the Destiny scrutiny was a little excessive. 

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If they’ll all expendable, Donald Trump would be defending players’ right to protest as the Commisioner of the USFL right now.