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16) I thought that looked like Bill Murray before I clicked the link.

Heimlich manuver is better, right?

Eric mouths “wow”

That which does not destroy you only makes you lighter.

The getriatric parapalegic security guard should sue her employers for forcing her to do crowd control at the Super Bowl.

ZIGGAZIGZOW

2017 is not the future

Depends if its owned by great or worst guy.

Wrong because pop culture ended in 2016?

I’ll wait a couple years.

I drove a RWD BMW 318TI with the M package in college, through Pittsburgh winters, and it was both the best (predictable slides, pinpoint steering, 50/50 balance, lightweight) and the worst (repeatedly stuck when snowy parking lots froze over at night) winter car I’ve owned...but moms in SUVs flew by me on the

BARKLEY

If DJT tried walking in less well-heeled shoes, he’d learn pulling oneself up from his bootstraps requires some pretty strong laces.

Tesla considered the “drop the battery like an anchor” emergency brake, but found it caused more crashes than it prevented.

Idk extended my range

I love it if they show more scratches.

Bergman’s Hour of the Wolf is the best werewolf movie ever.

First possession vs GOAT in his prime, 19 year old rookie AI crosses him up.

Helicopters were the villians of the story